It is my partner's birthday. There's a lot to say. But little time. So, I just choose to attempt at sounding funny... to feel happy... First off, I am borrowing these lines from somewhere on the web. At first glance, the jokes sound stupid. Overtime, though, some; if not most, ring true :-) 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... they irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... the older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .......Weather ..... nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders ... you need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... you can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ... . they take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .. Mascara ..... they usually r...