Birthdays always need jokes or funny quotes. Anything to be happy
More birthday funnies in honor of my partner's special natal day. Humorous Quotes about getting older "Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier "You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope "I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee "The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw "At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. " - Benjamin Franklin "Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir "The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that a