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Not just another birthday

It is Jerome's birthday. And I promised to make him pasta, which is one of his favorite food groupings. Though it was kind of stormy, the "celebration" turned out fine. The special someone is of course there. Cake and ice cream and good company. Happy Birthday my Son! Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Well said by ~Charles Schulz And recession or not, Never Stop Celebrating Life! God Bless and I Love You.

Birthdays always need jokes or funny quotes. Anything to be happy

More birthday funnies in honor of my partner's special natal day. Humorous Quotes about getting older "Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier "You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope "I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee "The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw "At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. " - Benjamin Franklin "Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir "The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that a...

If the world would just stop from spinning, then we don't have to get older...

It is my partner's birthday. There's a lot to say. But little time. So, I just choose to attempt at sounding funny... to feel happy... First off, I am borrowing these lines from somewhere on the web. At first glance, the jokes sound stupid. Overtime, though, some; if not most, ring true :-) 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... they irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... the older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .......Weather ..... nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders ... you need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... you can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ... . they take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .. Mascara ..... they usually r...