Humorous Quotes about getting older
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative."
- Maurice Chevalier
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
- Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope
"I have everything I had twenty years ago - except that it is now all lower."
- Gypsy Rose Lee
"The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
- George Bernard Shaw
"At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. "
- Benjamin Franklin
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
- Golda Meir
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
- H. L. Mencken
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Ogden Nash
"Just say, 'I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience.'"
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
- Charles Schultz
"It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen."
- Brigitte Bardot
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
- Mark Twain
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